How do the Elves keep their hands clean at the North Pole?
They use “Santatizer”!

What is the Grinch's least favorite band?
The Who!

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!

What nationality is Santa?
North Pole-ish!

What is Santa's favorite chip?
Kringles!

 

What do elves learn in school?
The "Elf-abet"
And how many letters are in the "Elf-abet"?
25.... there is "Noel"!

What do you get when you cross Santa Clause and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker! !

What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad!

 

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
a Holly-Davidson!

 

Where does Santa keep his money?

In the snow bank!

 

What is Santa's cats name?

Santa Claws!

 

Did you know Santa is excellent at Karate? .....

.... he has a Black Belt!

 

Where does Santa stay when he is on vacation?

The Ho Ho Hotel!

 

What's big and jolly and says "oh oh oh" ?

Santa walking backwards!

 

Why did the Cranberry blush?

It saw the turkey dressing!

 

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

LUCKY!

 

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch!

 

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?

A Goblet!

 

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Arthur!

Arthur who?

Arther any more leftovers?

 

How did Frosty know that his girlfriend was upset with him?

She gave him the cold shoulder!

 

What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A meltdown!

 

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

 

What did Frosty say to his snowman friend?

Do you smell carrots? 

 

What does an elf use when he haws a broken leg? 

A candy cane!

 

Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica!